Attention ! Attention ! HAHAHA.
Just a quick note to all Bulldogs who are within range of travelling
The touring cake stall that is also known as the club stand will be up and ready to accept your display items, and charming presence should you be able to bother your lazy arses to attend the first IPMS show of 2017 at Bolton.
For those who have not been blessed with the memories of a January trip to Bolton....
Situated in the tropical high sierras of western Lancashire, Bolton's Sunny climate ensures the early ripening of the fruit of the mushy pea tree, and the spring harvest of locally organic teee grown pies amongst the twilight screeches of the local parakeets in their extravagent plumage.
Friendly natives will eagerly roll the freshest black pudding together for you on their dusky thighs, acknowledging your order with a cheerful smile and the local greeting "Nah then ladd two sugars were'nt it", whilst indoors in the air conditioned comfort of St. Josephs School Horwich, you can chat rubbish with Baz about "Aaaaarmer" or enjoy Paul's whistful air of melancholy as he paints something else that should have been completed ages ago.
Should you wish to bask in such an atmosphere, (or indeed just wear a basque as we shall), do let us know of any specific dietery requirements, that we have time to ignore them completely, with us being Northern.
Love you bye.